A guy on E-Bay is selling a MySpace account with over 1000 friends. I would post the link here, but since it's an active E-Bay auction set to expire in a few days, the link would probably be invalid pretty soon anyway. So I just took a screen capture of the page (click for full-sized image):
I don't think it tells you which MySpace account it is, so it's anybody's guess as to who these "over 1000 friends" are. Probably auto-added musicians, spammers, fake profiles with pictures of models to try and lure you to porn sites, lesbian midgets, emo posers, and all the other usual MySpace suspects.
But hey -- why bother to make lots of friends the old-fashioned way, when you can just buy them on-line?
If there's any justice in the universe, that moron will end up owing someone money over this.
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ReplyDeleteThere was once this fellow named Earl. Earl was a real ladies man, if you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteOn Saturday nights, Earl would don his finest white shoes and his blue plaid slacks, and make his way down to the local watering hole. You see, old Earl, he knew he had that "something special" that the ladies all liked.
One weekend, Earl found himself in a particularly tight jam, having promised two different women that he would take them out on the town.
How he managed to take both women out, without either one suspecting a thing... well, that's the stuff of legend.